MIAGD: make it a great day
Where the hell is my Waste Management dumpster?
Waking with sinus pressure, a headache, and drainage was not how I expected to start my day. The 8:00 AM online class was super, and during the break, I went outside to water plants in the front yard.
I immediately noticed my dumpster was missing. Griffith had placed it at the curb last night, and I personally saw it there when I walked my last student out to the front porch.
I checked the driveway, thinking the Waste Management team had been nice, and returned it to the driveway next to the house.
Nope.
I looked along the side street, and even looked across the street to my neighbors’ containers all lined up for service.
Nope.
I’ve contacted Waste Management, and the Kettering Police Department.
One friend, upon reading my Facebook post, suggested I’ve got to be flexible some days.
With my career, and newly rediscovered family life, I feel as though I could be a contortionist for a circus side-show. While I am a tad agitated, I am also snickering over this very peculiar scenario.
MISSING: one, very full Waste Management container; last seen at the curb of 3159 Shroyer Road.
Always find a way to chuckle, or laugh, during any of the garbage that happens in your day, and don’t forget to make it a great day!