BLONDE MEN JOKES
|A friend told a blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.”
The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”
One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?”
The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”
To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.”
He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”
I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me”.
The blonde man says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
“No”, he shouts, “this is her husband!”
The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”
His wife says “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy!” he replies.
“Hanging myself,” the blonde replies.
“It should be around your neck” says the guard.
“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe”.
To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”