MIAGD: make it a great day

What is up with that dratted D and E in Wensday?
I originally woke at 6:15 AM after three hours of sleep. However, I promptly returned to sleep, and my loving fur balls did not disturb me other than a closer snuggle, now and then.
It’s now 9:35 AM. The dogs are fed, pottied, and the girls are romping on the deck while Chief-Simba surveys her kingdom atop Pride Deck. ROOM 222 is playing on my laptop, and the wind chimes dance as dark clouds approach from the southwest.
How am I going to make it a great day?
Well, for starters, I’m not going to lift a finger in an attempt to lead a revolution to change the spellings of Tuesday or Wednesday to Tyoosday/Toosday or Wensday. For that matter, I’ll still pronounce February as “feh-broo-ary” since I could not stand ignoring that damned “r.”
Make it a grEat day, Folks!
For the record, I did look up the origins of Wednesday’s spelling on http://www.grammarly.com.